when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate
Whenever you try playing with the feelings of an innocent girl, remember the beautiful smile of your sister.
im sorry. is my swag distracting you
Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably
It could be my only life pleasure :
sleep,pizza,sex - pizza,sex,sleep.